This dream scared the flying shit out of me; I don't even know how it started.
So, I'm running through this maze of vines in a garden and a friggin vampire is chasing my ass. He had already killed my dad, and now he was after me! Zoinks Shaggy!
I, naturally, tripped and woke up. I remember waddling out into the living room after this screaming, "DADAAAAAAAA."
They asked me what was wrong, but as I was only two I couldn't calmly say with a sigh, "Well, Father, Mother, a blood-sucking monster murdered you and persisted to chase me through a rather lovely garden of vines when I tripped and he most likely drained my small body of all life, resulting in my becoming an adorable, little, vampire toddler."
You watched too much Scooby-Doo as a child. I'm convinced.
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